Embrace the cheeky side of aging with our legendary “I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer” t-shirt! Crafted from vegan-friendly, organic cotton, this tee is as comfy as it is cheeky, giving you a reason to smile every time you wear it. Whether you’re cracking jokes with friends over a pint or just enjoying life’s little moments, this t-shirt has got your back — and your front!
Keep it stylish while doing your bit for the planet! Our tees are crafted in eco-friendly factories powered by renewable energy and packaged plastic-free, because we love the oceans just as much as we love a good pun. Plus, when your tee’s ready for retirement, simply send it back so we can work our magic and turn it into something new.
Join the Teevolution, wear your age with pride, and let the laughs roll! Grab yours today and let’s save the planet in style!
Size Guide
Centimeters| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
